But I approached anyways. And I got denied, but it was worth it.
And you know what the song was when I approached? That Asher Roth song. That one about college and the like. That one where he talks about liking girls and drinking and freshmen. Or something along those lines.
And I can't help but feel some sort of apathy--neesh--dislike towards this song about my current state. I just can't.
Don't get me wrong: I respect Asher Roth's steeze. Moreover, I respect his skills as an MC. He has bridged the gap--at least on an underground level--between the rappers of today and the Eminem's of old. Due to Mr. Slim Shady's absence over the past (probably) four years, there hasn't been a recognizable Caucasian rapper in that time. Any white boy who can fill the void I have to give props to.
Especially if he's from West Chester, PA.
But I just can't wrap my head around him yet. I can't give him my undivided attention because of that fucking College song. It's not possible
Look, that "Roth Boys" jam was sick. His freestyle on BET's 106 & Park? Ballsy.
But "College"? Mayne, that's just hackneyed.
I know what college is about. I'm here 24/7 as of right now. I realize that freshmen at a party are about as revered as an STD on a nice-looking lady. And I understand that beer pong is a pretty awesome game. Trust me, Asher, I've played it before. And I can say with my whole heart that women are pretty bad ass. But do I need you to tell me that over a song with a limp beat and trite lyrics? Hell no, bro.
Stick to the mixtape circuit. Stick to making great remixes of popular hits already on the radio. I recognize your talents and I support them. Don't make crappy songs about college that don't showcase your potential.
Anyone in college doesn't need another song glorifying the lifestyle. We all know what's up. Shit, if I want to hear a song about partying, I'll slip in Appetite For Destruction. You're about twenty-one years too late.
Establish yourself as one of Philly's elite. Make rhymes that made Cee-Lo astonished to meet your fratty, white ass. Don't make songs that I could've created drunk (like I am now). Because you probably were when you made it.
-Dude Observation #1: Isn't weird how every cool, beautiful girl is dating some complete chach-rocket?
-Dude Observation #2: Is it not manly to like Lily Allen? She's got some sick beats.
-Dude Observation #3: Columbus is so much better than Athens in the winter. No questions asked. At least when you don't have an ID. Actually, probably even if you do have an ID.